ali-kitten-chan:

Listening to a song that reminds you of your OTP and you picture one singing it to the another

jjagerbombastic:

PRECIOUS PERFECT BOYFRIENDS

Ok seriously who pours milk in before the cereal? That just doesn’t make sense

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

theangelandthehunter:

peppermintbenedicts:

Name: 
Gender:  
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color: 
Smoking?: 
Drinking?: 
Drugs?: (not allowed)
Job: 
Favorite Color: 
Favorite Band: 
Siblings: 
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?: 
Perfect Date: 
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

plusminushaku:

cocorosalie:

iwilleatyourenglish:

magicalgirlfriends:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

how many people do you think reblogged this without knowing what it actually says

I spend about 72% of my day laughing at these posts jesus christ

pls send more

Yaaaaas